fraxtil:

this post is my magnum opus

(Source: skillrex)

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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It’s the fact that you went and got better for someone else, with someone else. That’s what really kills me

uptownquirrells:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

(Source: psychounder)

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

I wish I had someone to look out for me on the daily. Like a girlfriend wow

(Source: memewhore)

I AM SO HUNG UP FUCK

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

(Source: realrodawful)